So that's why there's confettiOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Alex who always dreamed of becoming the world's best computer forensic-er. He trained every day for a billion hours in order to beat his rival, The Adorable Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Alex came armed with a kitten and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Alex emerged as the bloody victor! His achievement is celebrated every new years eve.
Oh Emma...A young woman named Emma loved making art, and practiced photographing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical poop, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Washington DC, and a portrait of Edward Cullen that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby booger for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in photographing to create the most beautiful deviation depicting sunflowers vomiting anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, booger!"
Birthday AdviceMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after candies because you'll only end up with a log in your butt." I never quite understood his advice until one Halloween, I was gardening with my best friend Steffane. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was dirty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Steffane saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
Partay!For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a adorable surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Penguin, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Boo-yah!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly slid. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 seals. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.